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Favorite Wine Jokes?
Favorite Wine Jokes?
Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:02pm | Report Abuse
Here's an original I've been telling for a couple of decades to get this started:
Why do red wine bottles traditionally have punts on the bottom of the bottle and white wine bottles do not?
With white wines, no punt was indented.
David Rhodes
Re: Favorite Wine Jokes?
Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:19am | Report Abuse
Can't say it's my favorite but it is rather amusing:
WHICH IS THE SMARTER SEX?
This may be one clear indication of who is the smarter sex............
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Morgen David didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
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Re: Favorite Wine Jokes?
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:07pm | Report Abuse
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
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